Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)
"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."
"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson May 4, 2008
Get the forced hand job mug.When a particular subject becomes too much of a hassle for you to bear any longer. Usually used when one is upset about how what was once enjoyable has become too much to deal with.
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Get the Forded mug.A technique done by linemen in the sport of football to deliver devastating blows by using their forearms on the opposing team. Players wore big forearm pads that went out over their elbows and they would practice their craft by thrusting their forearms into blocking bags. Some guys would go so far as to ram their forearms into walls.
"Yo, that dude just clocked the QB with a forearm shiver."
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by SqueerZ July 12, 2010
Get the Forearm Shiver mug.The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
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