farty breath

Halitosis (bad breath). One who has halitosis.

Get away from me, farty breath.

by Wolly November 1, 2002

fattycapped

A person, typically seen in and around malls (and WalMarts) in the suburban United States, so obese that they "earn" a handicapped permit for their car, and the parking privileges that come with it, at the expense of the truly challenged. Fattycapped people often get around in motorized wheelchairs likely paid for by health insurance because they are so huge they can no longer walk. This "disease" is often blamed on "genetics," yet is rarely seen outside the US where all genetic types are represented.

"Look at that poor person in the wheelchair pre-boarding the airplane."

"Don't feel sorry for her, she's fattycapped. See? She just got out of the chair and is walking down the aisle where she will get two seats for the price of one."

by PiDaddy January 1, 2009

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word

Quit fatting around, Tom.

by larstait October 27, 2003

fatteries

Fat ass d-batteries.

I gotta go to the store to get some fatteries for my dildo.

by Dildosincorporated April 25, 2008

Fattie Blowjob

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.

Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"

by Condog4 September 6, 2009

fattestnut

The greatest meme page on Instagram

Fattestnut has the best memes I've seen on Instagram.

by Fattestnut's Sponsor November 2, 2019

devilish fatties

evil little minions who eat everything in sight.

Rachel: "Oh hot damn, did you see those fat sons of bitches?!"

Michelle: "No, what the fuck?!"

Kristin: "Oh do you mean the devilish fatties?"

Melissa: "Aw, shit. I hate those fat fucks."

by ChunkedNigg July 20, 2009