cake eater

one who eats cake, goes to a rich school, and is so rich that they can eat so much cake, they don't care

boy in bus yells to a rich school girl hey! you! cake eater! come have some cake!

by dukefanantic95 March 15, 2010

carrot eater

Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South
a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"
they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.
Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.
You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!
Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.

by mountain woman February 15, 2004

Eateremus

When you've sat in a pair of wet shorts all day and your ass is red, chapped, and sore.

After a long day of fishing in a wet boat, I came home with a bad case of Eateremus.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.

It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.

by hydra1970 November 22, 2011

Hungry eater

Girls who are extremely eager to have a boyfriend or husband. Will go to extreme lengths to be overly flirty, overly skany, and overly aggressive to trap a man in her hungry hands. Or a girl who comes on to men strongly just for sex.

Friend: How'd your date go last night?
Guy: The girl started telling me what she'd like her engagement ring to look like, then she kept massaging my nuts with her toes.

Friend: damn hungry eaters

by Funky Col'Madina January 2, 2012

bamboo eater

Japanese fat guy

Oh you´re a bamboo eater, so you are Japanese ?

by Viroson February 1, 2017

Noodle Eater

Non asian women who date asian men as a way of dating up economically and sometimes depending on geography, socially. Sometimes for intellectual genes .. mostly common in Liberal cities, corporate environments, and affluent neighborhoods. Will typically choose the asian man over all if his penis is over 6 inches, has a great job and social life and doest look like a typical asian beta male (only 5% exist in the whole planet earth). Non asian men typically do not confront these types of asian men as they are typically higher value and are "affiliated".

Britni? Shes a mean noodle eater..you know she flat out said asian and white genes makes the most beautiful babies...she straight noodlin...

by PorfiRubirosa January 29, 2018