douche-tard

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.

by heartsluv January 10, 2010

Douche Bag

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.

Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.

by saintcomedy February 28, 2010

Dip Douche

The term used to describe a person who claims to have chewed tobacco many times before, yet vomits after the act of a dip.

"Dude Matt just puked! He's such a dip douche"

by Mikey Mac44 November 18, 2009

douche magooche

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.

Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.

by betty sullivan April 22, 2006

douche-fuck

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

Grade A Douche

Someone who is acting like an extreme douche.

Robert: Hey, do you know that guy in our class who wont shut up?
David: Yea, he's a real Grade A Douche

by ParksfromNafo September 15, 2011