A Million Bajillion Dollars

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.

Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!

by coolgangstergamer January 21, 2024

Elephant dollars

A man who hold hella money and acts like a dick ya smell me 😂

Dam dr Jake got them “elephant dollars” and he trippin

by Jimmybenasty November 30, 2022

almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400

how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.

by flaccid grass March 18, 2023

vegas dollar

$100 dollar bill, as that’s the most common bill you’ll see at the tables.

At the cashier: I’m cashing in 200 in chips.
Cashier: Here ya go! 2 Vegas dollars!

by slochief January 19, 2023

pocket dollar

When you pay for somthing in all crumbled dollars(doesn't have to be a stripper)

Man I'm so broke I had to pat in all pocket dollars

by Bandit18 February 13, 2016

3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".

Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"

by Eroticcrybaby January 07, 2016

dollar dazed

When someone is prone to buying cheap items, though they have enough for more expensive ones. (route is from the store "dollar daze")

Annie: Hey joe, is Steff gonna rent the good dj from that club?
Joe: No she's too dollar dazed.

by Michael Findley August 21, 2007