Lebanese Discount

Overcharging an absurdly high amount of money to those of Lebanese descent.

A man walks into Big Mama's pizzeria and notices a sign reading "Ask for the Lebanese Discount." The man, who is of Lebanese descent, feels he is about to get a deal of a lifetime. After bringing his pizza home to eat, he notices he was charged double for his medium pizza. He fell victim to the classic Lebanese Discount.

by BDZ16 April 22, 2015

Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".

"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."

by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011

One finger discount

Pirating something online, which is technically stealing. Comes from the phrase five finger discount, however, with pirating only a mouse click is required.

I got the one finger discount on the latest season of Game of Thrones. Let's meet up at my place later and watch a couple episodes.

by thepiratebay September 6, 2013

disco jam

100% Colombia's finest

After ingesting a snapper of the disco jammer, Riccardo changed his last name to El Suave.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

disco frown

Disco frown is where you are in a nightclub/bar and you see yourself in a mirror and think 'jeez how long have i looked like this!?'

Hair stuck to face
Mascara smudged round eyes
Lipstick bled around mouth

All due to sweating because of dancing - disco frown

by Margaret Lingding September 3, 2008

Discombebopulate

The unconscious act of turning down your car radio or stereo system while driving, to facilitate the process of locating an unknown or unfamiliar address.

I had to discombebopulate so I could constipate on where I was going.

by V.E. Reyes July 23, 2006

Disco Parking

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008