define

What you pay when you defish with debate in an environmentally protected lake.

What a horrible pun, using defish as if to say "the fish" The collection of groans can be heard across the planet.

by aybab2 September 13, 2003

hate definition

When someone posts a definition to urbandictionary.com hating on their friends/enemies.

hate definition

Ashley: a dumb slut who fucks on bathroom floors.

by sarasdfghjkl September 7, 2009

Urban Dictionary Definition

A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.

Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.

Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -

Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.

Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards? Take a willldd guess.

Will I ever stop making defintions about libtards?

Only when they stop convincing children to be gay pedophiles

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

carlos mencia definer number 24

Carlos Mencia definer number 24 is an asshole!

carlos mencia definer Number 24: "I'm an asshole who jacks off to Carlos Mencia."

by John Hyler January 15, 2008

spenis(other definition)

Spenises are armies of tiny penises that attack the virgins and take no prisoners. They crawl down their virgin throats and suffocate them.

Oh no not the spenises... they r getting me! ahhh! Not my throa...

by bob February 22, 2005

Mentally deficent glove puppet

Refer to George W. Bush and his whole ****ing Oligarchy

The dictat-president is a mentally deficent glove puppet.

by Irish Rain October 15, 2004