David romero

David romero has the biggest dick in the world he gives girls the best dick of their life he has fucked 10 thousand girls and his pullout game strong so he got no kids

David romero will give the bes sex

by Liltimmy69 May 16, 2018

david munoz

a nice hairy latino

david munoz is good

by why?vowels2 December 21, 2010

David's Law

The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty

David's Law:

David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"

Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"

by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009

The David Copperfield

When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.

Holy shit she just got the david copperfield!

by CGG February 3, 2004

David Spade

A prime reason why sarcasm should be elevated into an exqusite art form!

A true comedy legend

by KK December 30, 2004

David Hume

18th century Scottish philosopher and historian. Considered one of the "British Empiricists" along with Locke and Berkeley. Known for his dry, understated style of argumentation, Hume's arguments undermined among other things, the credibility of miracles, the notion of intelligent design, and the traditional philosophical underpinnings for the existence of God. His works "A Treatise of Human Nature", "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding", "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals" and "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" are all considered classics of Western philosophy.

Read David Hume if you want to get schooled in philosophy, you dumb Platonic chump.

by InsolentEnlightenedApe August 9, 2010

David Laliberte

The world's biggest producer of midget pornography. He has produced such classics as Oompa Loompas Gone Wild and We're Getting Off To See The Wizard.

Bob : "Jim, have you seen any movies by David Laliberte?"
Jim : "Of course. Oompa Loompas Gone Wild was a classic!"

by Wankmaster April 23, 2006