A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.
by Dirtisgold December 5, 2017
Get the david taylormug. 
David's Law:
David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
by Laura Laulau January 14, 2009
Get the David's Lawmug. When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.
by CGG February 3, 2004
Get the The David Copperfieldmug. by KK December 30, 2004
Get the David Spademug. 18th century Scottish philosopher and historian. Considered one of the "British Empiricists" along with Locke and Berkeley. Known for his dry, understated style of argumentation, Hume's arguments undermined among other things, the credibility of miracles, the notion of intelligent design, and the traditional philosophical underpinnings for the existence of God. His works "A Treatise of Human Nature", "An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding", "An Enquiry Concerning the Principles of Morals" and "Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion" are all considered classics of Western philosophy.
by InsolentEnlightenedApe August 9, 2010
Get the David Humemug. The world's biggest producer of midget pornography. He has produced such classics as Oompa Loompas Gone Wild and We're Getting Off To See The Wizard.
Bob : "Jim, have you seen any movies by David Laliberte?"
Jim : "Of course. Oompa Loompas Gone Wild was a classic!"
Jim : "Of course. Oompa Loompas Gone Wild was a classic!"
by Wankmaster April 23, 2006
Get the David Lalibertemug.