crusty rat

Crusty rat means austin

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017

Crusty

Somebody who is stank , funnnkyy or some bullshit.

Tia you crusty ash I swear

by Trey006 January 6, 2022

Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective to describe someone who gets annoyed easily and does annoying things. Crusty people get really crusty when they have girlfriends.

Clay-bae is very crusty. He gets ultra crusty when he is around his girlfriend.

by Zynbobuel October 30, 2021

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

crusty musty

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.

are we having a crusty musty

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

Crusty

Something or someone that is ratchet and dirty.

Thomas is a crusty piece of crust.

by Manning10 September 4, 2013