Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"

person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.

by KK-chan September 28, 2008

crunchy but nugget

some one who is very mean ugly fat (has cellulite) seems to be burnt around the edges and looks like she just got pulled out of someones but.

Montanna! God that crunchy but nugget!

by Tara Olivia Jamie the posse January 22, 2009

ass crunched

term used to describe carelessly doggystyling the shit out of someone and your wanker slams right into an ass cheek about breaking your rock hard cock in half...after which you remain in the fetal postion, crying like a little girl for hours

While railing the hell out of some chick last night, I ass crunched my cock and I can't even fucking walk!

by PilotMike April 2, 2005

crunchy

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

by KD November 14, 2002

crunchy black

noun: when you roll up a crack rock in a blunt wrap and smoke it.

Kid: How am i supposed to consume these crack rocks?

Dealer: You can roll it into a crunchy black!

by krayz walz February 4, 2008

Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

by Baconb February 15, 2009

crutch

its like a thing u do that makes u feel good, if feelin shitty, when u do something it feels like ya dont got no troubles, the something u do to make u feel like that is your CRUTCH

"playin pool is my crutch"
"ma friends is ma crutch"

by MystaReeMan October 23, 2003