Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023

corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting optimizes the message
and controls and minimizes information flow.
It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise,
managing workforce mindset.

Today's all-hands meeting was 20% product announcements and 80% corplighting about recent policy changes.

by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023

corpotuber

A Vtuber that is so deep in the corporate culture of a Japanese talent agency that it barely makes a living.

Bro, you still follow Pekora? Kinnda cringe for supporting a corpotuber who takes only 10% of what it's worth.

by George_Alex1992 October 4, 2023

Tyrell Corporation

(n) The (fictitious) corporation in the movie Blade Runner that made replicants.

After seeing this month's Playboy, the Tyrell Corporation finally made someone better than Sean Penn.

by stonecruiser August 17, 2009

free-corps

a paramilitary citizen group of military (especially combat) veterans that, in time of social unrest or national crisis, is able to kick ass and resolve the problem

Germany's "Freikorps" (free-corps) during the Weimar Republic years (between World War I and World War II) was able to put down Marxist revolutionary movements, especially in the Bavarian Socialist Republic.

by Venster January 11, 2014

go corporate

grind hard on the weekdays and get those results before you cut loose on the weekend

Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.

by basicblondebitch June 2, 2018

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021