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tough cookies

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".
A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."
by William M Price January 3, 2008
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Cookie Cutter Girlfriend

The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates
Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!

Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!
by woofbarkdonkey February 6, 2009
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Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!
"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"
by muffinq October 11, 2021
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Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011
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Girl Scout Cookies

YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints
by yodaddyandyourmommy January 11, 2012
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Sticky Cookie

The cookie that you make by cuming inside a bowl of warm cookie dough, baking it at a steaming 350 degrees and making your bitch eat it
Jessica: I'm feeling pretty hungry.
Alice: Tom makes some pretty incredible sticky cookies.
by MamaWhalter$$ October 8, 2014
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Cookie

by white boy November 6, 2003
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