Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

coffee swings

mood swings you get from drinking too much coffee

I got the coffee coffee swings after drinkin' a whole pot of coffee!!!!!

by maximus April 22, 2004

coffee and cake light

coffee and cake light

a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...

coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

coffee job

The act of swishing hot coffee around inside your mouth before giving a blow job.

"Man!! My wife gives a kick ass coffee job!"

by elliechris October 4, 2009

Spill the Coffee

Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.

R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?

A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"

by asdf27890 June 7, 2018

cofl

Cofl means Crying on floor laughing.I made it up :

I was Cofl when i heard suzzanne's real name was Turbo ivan.

by Ricky Birckhead November 2, 2006

coffee face

its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee

i went to discuss the jazz burglars with the treasurer, and all i got was the coffee face

by slapapig September 23, 2003