A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

doing a Clarke

when someone keeps disappearing from there desk at work, even when its beyond busy.

where's Paul, oh he's probably doing a Clarke

by arnoldp123 October 18, 2023

The Caitlin Clark

When you’re hitting it from behind and you blast so hard after you pull out , it hits the girl on the back of her head. Like from down town, like from half court.

This girl was backing it up on me I pulled out with the Caitlin Clark

by Travgary March 8, 2024

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

Transapientech / Godtech / Clarketech

Umbrella terms for any technology so advanced that its operation is completely indistinguishable from magic to a lower-level intelligence (as per Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law). This isn't a specific tier, but a descriptor for anything from S1 upwards that appears as incomprehensible, physics-defying miracle-working to baseline humans. It often involves principles beyond current scientific understanding, like extra-dimensional engineering or acausal logic.

Transapientech / Godtech / Clarketech Example: A hand-held device that creates any object you imagine ex nihilo, a portal that opens to any location in spacetime, or a prayer that is consistently answered by what seems like divine intervention from a hidden intelligence—all would be perceived as Clarketech by those who don't understand the (immensely advanced) science behind it.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Tra’Nylah victoria clarke Lee

A really weird quirky but cool gyal

Tra’Nylah victoria clarke Lee is my bestie westie for life! I call her nylie for short

by Nyliewylie August 25, 2025