Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

Chris Pratt

Did nothing wrong in infinity war

I am a Chris Pratt fan boy.

by Ibeelitbarry September 21, 2018

Chris Winner

Self proclaimed genius, who uses confusion rays and cladocious demeanor to impose its will on surrounding beings. 2. A god of man and a beast of the gods...3. Also someone who will swindle you if you are not very careful "similar to gypsies"

"Watch out a Chris Winner is on the move" "Chris Winner is a nut"

by C Win February 1, 2009

chris rosanbalm

The questionably male version of Ellen "The Dike" Degeneris. He regularly gets pooped on by maddy hicks. Goes after girls with boyfriends and gets denied. Been refered to by many as that stalkin blonde boy. Scrawny ass creepy ass mofucka.

That one creepy old guy from family guy will be chris rosanbalm in about 25 years.

by Wadeclow November 15, 2013

chris and caylee

BEST COUPLE EVER!!!! Stay strong your love is true

Every couple wants to be them! Look its Chris and caylee

by ;)???? December 2, 2013

chris paul

A verb used when referring to an excellent passing opportunity, like when passing food at the table or overtaking a car on the free way

Hey Evan, can you Chris Paul me some of those Doritos? I'm starving!

by Da Giles February 10, 2013

chris brown

to physically raise your hand upon a bitch or person that has ticked you off or needs it bad. Or to satisfy ones need to blow off some steam

I need to chris brown a bitch

AHHHHHHHH! wtf bitch (smack)
By-stander: damn you just gave her a well-placed chris brown on that bitch she aint try nothin like that again yah heard!

by ONtime February 11, 2009