chode

1.) This skin between the testicles and the anus: taint stank
2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length.
3.) Randy Kelley: r tard randomonium

1.) These bicycle shorts chafe the chode.
2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode?
3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up!

by emiality July 20, 2008

chode

Choad
syn "Gutch" "Dutche"
area of skin between the scrotum and the anus, also a short, fat penis

joe has an ingrown hair on his choad

by Grampus September 13, 2003

chode

A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.

Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"

by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004

Chode

1. n Small penis. Refering to the genitals of a wuss, pussy or tosser.

2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.

Example 1: "Oi, Chap! You been snogging my bird again ain't ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode!"

Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"

by Da butcher July 8, 2007

Chode

A male who is anywhere from socially awkward to being so far gone they can't even admit they are socially awkward.

Man did you see that chode talking to that girl? Someone should have helped her make an exit!

by Wondery_girl October 7, 2008

chode

1. A penis that has extreme width compared to its lengh. When erect, sides expand, but does not grow in lengh, only in circunference. Some say it's a curse, however people who delevop the skills necessary to use it affirm its a gift. Chodes do exist, however are rather rare to find.
2. Used quite uncommonly as the ara between the scrotum and the anal cavity.

1.
- Check out that chode! Massive width!
- Yea, and its expanding... no! its getting an erection!

2. I like having my chode licked, however not my anus or scrotum.

by GoldenCako August 21, 2006

Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003