Death By Chocolate

When a 400 pound black women sits on your face. Or possibly one of less weight..but equal fattness.

CSI SCENARIO:

Cop 1: The Deceased..
Cop 2: Verdict?
Cop 1: Death By Chocolate..
Cop 2: Have we got a murder weapon?
Cop 1: No, I believe its still attached to the suspect

by Centz-2-$ April 01, 2007

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chocolate jihad

when you are fucking a jewish chick and you have several friends hiding in the closet. while wrecking ass your friends shit in their hands, jump out and pelt her with the shit while yelling die infidel.

i was dating a jewish girl friend kept bitching at me so i decided to give her a chocolate jihad.

by the poopy banana May 11, 2009

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the chocolate war

The greatest book in the world. It's written by Robert Cormier.

Catcher in the Rye is okay, but The Chocolate War is much better.

by Archie Costello November 22, 2007

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Chocolate Monkey

When a Female Licks a Mans Butt-Hole and Then 'Taps that ass' Then Finally the Male Takes a Dump on the Female on her Stomach.

I loved His Chocolate Monkey.

by JON FUCKING NA (Lol,Kassem G) October 21, 2011

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Chocolate Passion

Chocolate passion refers to a female with a black complexion, only of African ancestry and not East Indian, who is worship by a whitey or non-African males. Chocolate passions can typically be seen at the clubs or on TV in a BET video. These women are pure perfection, and every man and boy, white or black, wants to get a taste of the chocolate passion.

Ian and I were desperately tying to intrigue the girl at the bar; she is definitely a chocolate passion because of her African complexion, beautiful face, and hot hourglass shaped figure.

by Boxhead October 20, 2004

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