anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 23, 2010

sweet as cake

When something is cool, awesome, groovy, or hip

Whoa, that new Avett Brothers CD is sweet as cake!

by folktroubadour January 7, 2010

Air Cake

When three people huddle together and all fart at the same time creating a large single fart referred to as a cake.

Mark Jack and Jorge just baked an air cake over there and it smells like shit.

by slick124 March 6, 2009

cake zombie

Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.

"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."

by ohnoesitsthesurge June 25, 2008

Major Cake

A term made popular by Local, Unsigned, NC Rap Group AP Boyz, It meaning is A lot of money, or Major Money (Cake)

"Man We Gettin Major Cake" "Dem Boys gettin Major Cake"

by APBoyzallday October 9, 2008

fake cake

A true fake..so saturated in fakeness.that they can't tell how fake they really are.

Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014