Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

abbygail brown

Abbygail brown is an amazing girl who loves to fart and play around a lot. And eats and watches TV a lot. But sometimes she get in trouble.

Abbygail brown did you fart again!!

by Eeveelution fan girl September 23, 2019

Brown Fairy

Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).

My girlfriend blacked out on a 32oz Brown Fairy.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Brown Smile

is a sexual act in which one partner licks and eats out the others asshole, to the point that when the one partner smiles there is shit in between their teeth, causing the brown smile. (Please don't let this happen to you, always make sure to thoroughly wash beforehand)

Dude1: Yo dude last night my girl did the weirdest thing.
Dude2: What?
Dude1: She licked my asshole.
Dude2: Ewwww, bro.... she gave you a brown smile!
Dude1: ....Yup

by DidloDildo May 4, 2011

Bluffton Brown

the shittiest weed you will ever smoke. Often brown and dry to the bone. Not even worth smoking.

Bitch this shit is some Bluffton Brown

by ADub91 November 26, 2010

mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011