Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
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Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
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Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?
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