Brain scrape

To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.

The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.

Its even worse when the use a dry swab.

Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *

by Thypeople July 9, 2020

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020

Pudding brain

Used for when you wanna tell somebody they said some stupid thing in an argument.

Shut up you’re literally a pudding brain, don’t say some dumb shit like that again.

by werty122 September 9, 2020

Big brain

A person that Has said or done something go really smart

Omg we can save the cat by calling the firefighters said billy bobby replied omg yeah. Billy said haha I have big brain

by BiggieBrainy September 12, 2020

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

preggo brain

profuse, intermittent absentmindedness occurring during and around the 9 months of pregnancy that would lead one to assume brain injury if said person were not pregnant.

husband: "My wife told the same story 3 times. Then she spent a while looking for her phone whilst talking on it. Must be preggo brain."

by EddieMame August 6, 2013

blue brain

When one expects to have his or her mind blown, but does not (derived from the popular "blue balls").

I expected that movie's ending to blow my mind, but it didn't; now I have a terrible case of blue brain.

by 2848208164 October 17, 2013