Braden

a funny ass lookin kid who loves his cat max, he wants to boof max"s head, also he loves to play shove the glow in the dark ping pong up his ass with his brother mitch and see how far it goes. he thinks hes a BIG DOG.

yo that kid looked liked a braden

by Braden55555 December 28, 2010

braids

slangword for shoelaces

I got them new braids for my Chucks.

by T.mo April 5, 2008

BAIDS

Acronym for Butt AIDS A highly virulent variant of AIDS which is transmitted on SIGHT. The virus then enters your colon and within two months results in you turning into a dinosaur.

Carter: Hey, did you hear that Jon contracted BAIDS?

Wei-Shin: No shit? How's he doing?

Carter: He's a dinosaur now, so...

by Anismus Prime September 30, 2012

blaid

blad pronounced in a funny accent.

'oi blaid seit mei yow phowne or you geit blaypse! '

by Loop (Yik) March 7, 2005

braddick

a gay person that is blind and def and has a small dick

braddick is away of saying hi

by braddick head November 17, 2016

Braden

He is super gay, like he kisses girls. Such a weird person. Usually had a 1 inch penis but some may have 2 inch. Nothing bigger than 2. Most Braden's fight dogs for a living and beat women. To summarize them they are usually the person to say,
"do you kno de wey brudda." Yeah they are pretty annoying

Braden is such a fucken sex

by yurmpm May 3, 2018

Braden

Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.

you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019