Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

by Colinthe6ixGod November 7, 2020

Love is blind

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.

Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."

by Admiral Soweto December 13, 2023

Snow Blindness

A black woman who exclusively dates white men.

Aisha got that Snow Blindness, she only dates white dudes

by Neon Clear May 29, 2024

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025

blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 14, 2011

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023