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bitchalong

A girl you bring with you to different occasions but are usually just having sex with. This is different than a guys main hoe.
Guy 1: "Who is Grant coming to the party with?"
Guy 2: "Oh, he's bringing his bitchalong"
by ownagetime March 18, 2008
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Basic Bitch

Typically a female, who:
- only listens to what's in the charts
-thinks she has a dope style, but looks just like everyone else
- usually greatly lacks intelligence
- if she has a tattoo, its usually a diamond or some other tattoo that 50000 other people have

-copies other women

-painfully obvious that she has no own personality
"Omg! Did you see that girl?"

"No.."
"Me neither. She was probably a basic bitch."
by Hippie55555 July 16, 2015
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miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle
"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"
by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015
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crazy psycho bitch

A female possessing the triad of 1) no real female friends, 2) excessive flirtiness and/or slutiness and 3) emotional instability in romantic realtionships.

This is often, but not always, found in conjugation with daddy issues.

She is unable to maintain female friendships because she flirts with and or sleeps with their significant others whenever possible. Alternatively she stabs them in the back in order to gain/maintain the affections of men, for which she sees other women as rivals to be defeated at any cost.

Desiring male sexual attention above all else she will flirt with and lead on all men, even those she is absolutely not attracted to. As a result, she may sleep wit many men she does not like in order to maintain their attention.

If she does actually like a man, and he is unfortunate enough to date her, she is likely to behave in irrational ways. She will be incredibly clingy and she will become deeply distraught and/or enraged over the slightest incident. However, she is likely to flirt with other men incessantly and cheat on him in order to ensure that her need for male sexual attention is fulfilled at all times.
"I though you and Lisa were friends?"
"We were until she hooked up with my boyfriend behind my back."
"I thought she was dating Tom?"
"She is."
"Yeah, I've heard she's a crazy psycho bitch."
by white chick + library card September 24, 2012
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blue tick bitch

Someone who reads your message(s) on WhatsApp as indicated by the infamous blue ticks but never responds. Commonly claims they "never saw it".
Me: Did you get my message last night
Blue tick bitch: OMG I never saw it
I sent Amy a message to hang out but she blue ticked bitched me
by bluetickingbitch March 31, 2015
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throw that bitch a bagel

The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)
Throw that bitch a bagel. Bitches love bagels.
by BitchesLoveCereal October 30, 2011
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Basic Bitch

The opposite polarity of hipster, apparently just as hated.
J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....
by thatwasjusttheworst October 9, 2014
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