A shitbrick in your underpants.
When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003
Get the pant biscuitmug. A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight
by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018
Get the Soggy biscuitmug. by Innuendogrl May 20, 2018
Get the Sexual biscuitmug. wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.
by graffix chic June 30, 2004
Get the cheese biscuitmug. A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit
by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015
Get the Soggy Biscuitmug. A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017
Get the twister biscuitmug. when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"
i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz
by wee tamuel October 14, 2008
Get the skimmin' biscuitsmug.