beef eater 

common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of muff, sweet muff.

to the bar lady:

"i'll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?"

beef eater by Anonymous May 25, 2003

Beef Cupcakes 

beef curtains

A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank

You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.

Beef Cupcakes by alislutwhorebag August 27, 2007

Beef curry syndrome 

When you have the shits and it looks like a beef curry

Fuck it dude i aint cummin out..i have beef curry syndrome

Beef curry syndrome by Spunky mcmonkey January 30, 2008

Beef javerla 

someone who eats lots of beef then farts on his hand and has a wank with that hand

look he just farted on his hand yuck it smells of beef and now he's jerking off he must be a beef javerla

Beef javerla by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

beef whip 

a common Euphemism to decribe ones penis

"yo dave did you get with boris last night"
"yeah man gave him a crack with my beef whip"

beef whip by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

Beef Brigade 

A Line Up Of Unidentifiable Peni

I Couldn't Tell Who Was In The Beef Brigade, Due To The Sheet Covering Their Faces

Beef Brigade by M-Bag September 16, 2006

beef spray 

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.

Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?

beef spray by Oracle June 7, 2007