beach fleas

when one has sex on the beach and gets crabs

dude i went to the beach with that anuh chick and got beach fleas yo

by the bobbeh August 23, 2011

beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.

After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.

by thabob November 23, 2011

beachurbutt

To beat some one in the butt.

Hurry up and pick up your trash before I beachurbutt with my belt.

by AlexMars January 11, 2012

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.

I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!

by DKWSea June 27, 2012

beach wings

Eat a girl out with crabs, similar red wings

I feel like something is crawling in my mustache. I must've earned my beach wings this weekend…

by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014

Beachwalker

Is the a name for someone who is holding out on having sex as they want to be in a serious relationship. Similar to celibacy but incorrect as marriage isn't necessary. Doesn't mean you are not interested in having sex.

"Yeah dude she's all over me but she just won't have sax with me, no matter how romantic the dates are"
"Sounds like a beachwalker"

by UrbanOxford December 11, 2016