cheesy green beans

A famous dish among those of larger stature, (Obese) and that also like to ride unicycles. Their family is usually large as well or very poor, as this meal is extremely easy to prepare and fattening.

"Marge, grab a can of green beans from the store, we can just use my toe jam in place of the cheese, I'm craving some cheesy green beans."

by Pseudonymous Poorson November 28, 2016

Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them

Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans

by ispillthingz February 22, 2018

Bop n’ Beans

A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.

Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”

by Hdjsjshdjdj July 18, 2018

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

by Hermantown August 23, 2018

bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary

Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.

by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019