Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018

bartard

when someones asshole turns blue/purple as a result of drug use

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro I quit the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

Baitypoo

The best c-ops player NA. He is super super cool and looks really cute. He is like the Michael Jordan of Critical ops.

Baitypoo is almost as sexy as my dad

by BigFatDick99 February 9, 2019

Barmy Brickhead

Someone who is a dumbass and always annoys people

shut up you barmy brickhead

by c a l l u m p r i c e February 13, 2019

Barry Clarked

This is when any pot is stirred to the point of making people hate each other, but you only stir the pot this bad for fun.

((arrives at HR))...."I need to file a hostile work environment complaint, I have been Barry Clarked"

by barry clark February 21, 2019

Barry

a legend. named after the one and only Barry Benson. You like unique girls and enjoy being outside. Don’t change bro!!

Yo I just met a sick dude Barry. He’s legit so rad.

by shrekthegreenogre March 1, 2019

Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!

Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019