Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 13, 2024

Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025

Scrimbo Bimbo

A name used to mock a character who other fans of said character think belongs in a specific piece of media.

"I can't believe they didn't add Scrimbo Bimbo to Fight Game."

by Mc poop November 1, 2025

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

wuss poppin bimbo

Timberland wearing New Yorkers love saying it.

- yo waddup dead ass
- Wuss poppin bimbo

by what is a weed December 12, 2016

timbo the bimbo

A large black male who likes small white girls, with a horsecock (cock like a horse) # midget fucker # porch monkey for life # yumm girl guide cookies # this is nigga tim yo

TimBo the bimbo picks up at preschool

by Drinkin beers shooting queens March 3, 2017

The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle

When a man knowingly allows the woman to ride him during sexual intercourse even though he doesn't find it pleasurable, so that she can arrive at climax multiple times before he finishes. Thus making him look like a sexual god.

Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.

by Duke Dankenstien May 8, 2018