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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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Bandit the demon

He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
by Bandit the demon January 4, 2021
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snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
by thextorzhater May 18, 2019
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Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.
you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?
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Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019
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bandit

by Kozzau October 27, 2021
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only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.
“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits
by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023
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