dookie bandit

A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.

Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.

by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020

Media Bandits

Extreme web design, more than web design, all types of media design, One who takes your vision and runs with it. They do all the thinking for you. If your site needs to be redesigned a media bandit can do it.

I need to redo my website, but i dont know the first thing. Call on media bandits for help., I need a designer for my website, call on media bandits for help., If you have an ugly website call on media bandits. Your website looks like it got hit with an ugly stick, media bandits to the rescue., your website wants to kill itself because its so ugly, call media bandits

by media bandit October 17, 2010

Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

backdoor bandit

african american league of legends player who backdoors all game, usually referred to as backdoor bandit Pente

Backdoor bandit Pente is at it again.

by dalilfucker January 29, 2024

only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.

“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits”

by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023

bandit

A human being thats gay and homosexual

bandit is a fat piece of shit

by Kozzau October 27, 2021