Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Spaghettino il Assasino

> A cursed pasta-powered assassin feared in all of Pastaroma. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move: Mamma Mia Massacre.

Don't mess with him- he is Spaghettino il Assasino

by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025

Spaghettino il Assasino

A cursed pasta- powered assasin feared in all of Pastaroma village. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move : Mamma Mia Massacre

" Don't mess with him - That's Spaghettino il Assasino! "

by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025

Spaghettino il Assasino

A cursed pasta- powered assasin feared in all of Pastaroma village. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move : Mamma Mia Massacre

" Don't mess with him - That's Spaghettino il Assasino! "

by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025