A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.
by Snakpak G December 31, 2020

by Ihooplol March 28, 2021

APS:
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

Drink/Shooter:
1st shot: 1oz Tequila , 1/2oz of JD Honey,
2nd shot: 1oz JD Honey, 1/2oz of tequila.
Drink em right after each other. No chase.
1st shot: 1oz Tequila , 1/2oz of JD Honey,
2nd shot: 1oz JD Honey, 1/2oz of tequila.
Drink em right after each other. No chase.
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018

To accomplish a goal with more effort than the minimum needed. To apply your skill and style with the effort. To complete something to the max, creating the beautiful feeling of full accomplishment! To be content from a complete, finished goal. More than what is expected.
I'm going to ape it at the skate park today! See that band ape it at the concert last night? The Chefs at that restaurant ape it, it's the best meal that I've ever had! My brother aped it at his college, he got a 4.0 G.P.A.. My friend aped it at work and got a raise! My little brother aped it at the spelling bee and won! I aped it at the baseball game and hit a grand slam right out of the park!
by coolledford3 October 26, 2013
