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anguish

1. A complete and utter state of suffering.

2. Hurt so severe that desperation for relief immediately ensues.

3. The feeling of extreme pain that is produced when the man you love figuratively rips your heart out
Finding out the love of your life is a sadistic sociopath and a pathological liar who has been cheating on you for months.

Getting dumped by the love of your life.

Stuffing your face until you're virtually comatose because your man doesn't want you anymore and probably never did.

"I found myself in a state of complete anguish, when I discovered that my boyfriend was cheating on me."
by Yas77 July 31, 2006
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angel tits

I saw this lil' tramp last night shakin' that ass, and let me tell you she had some nice little angel tits pokin' thru her t-shirt.
by deepskull March 23, 2006
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angeles

A sexy yet adorable girl who is a total bad ass.
Guy: damn that girl is FINE!!
Guy2: yeah but she is no angeles!
by mini cho cho July 8, 2010
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Angstheist

A militant and/or unpleasant atheist who actively dedicates time in their life to ridiculing theists. Generally, they are marked by a lack of courtesy and deductive reasoning skills. Other traits include actively identifying themselves as atheists before anyone asks, frequent use of 666 in screen names as bait, and talking about religion more than religious folk.
Prime examples of Angstheists: Richard Dawkins, Bill Meyer, The Amazing Atheist

Commonly misidentified: Carl Sagan, Charles Darwin, Friedrick Niezche
by Pseudonym used as a pseudonym September 5, 2013
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Angry Sex

the act that comes after a couple makes up after a fight and one or both of them are still secretly pissed about it and the remaining aggression is taken out by a physical work out of the genitals
yeah dude im still pissed she cheated on me but i was horny and angry sex the only thing i could get on such short notice.
by way March 21, 2005
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Angry Gav

Angry Gav, is a bloke widely known for having a small penis, that when erect angry is said to resemble a small hotdog or in this case a sav (saveloy maximum length of 4cm)
A guy with a mini man sausage, seldom having enough length or girth to touch cloth/the front of his undies & one who almost certainly sits down to piss.

A penis is usually referred to as a schlong, dong, cock but in Angry Gavs case it would certainly be called a shlort because if it was landed on a fishing hook would definitely get thrown back.

An uncircumcised Angry Gav is said to resemble an undersized pig in a blanket puff pastry.

Gav once drunkenly whipped out his schlort in front of everyone but no one noticed as they mistook his schlort for some curly pasta & kept on eating their meals.

Angry Gav is a top bloke, the best of blokes in fact & one who is great to go fishing with as you're guaranteed to get a bite from this bloke every time, whether on the water or on land almost always followed by an exasperated statement of "oh fuck off"
Did you hear that guy, beating his chest over his 'massive' meat wand, apparently his pecker wouldn't be bigger than a mini sav, he is a total Angry Gav.
by bernie39 June 25, 2017
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Angela

Appropriately derived from the word Angel, Angela’s have lovely dark eye’s, an enchanting smile and huge heart. They feel love and loss like no other. When you see them hurt, you wish you could steal away their pain, and help them heal from their loss.

Angela’s don’t have to go out of their way to look beautiful, but when they want to do themselves up, no one in the room will look more stunning. When You walk with an Angela on your arm, you walk proud knowing everyone is wondering, “how did he get an Angela?”.
To share love with an Angela, is to wonder what you have done in life to be bestowed with such an honour.
Whenever you walk your last days of this earth, you go in peace and rest easy with full heart knowing you have shared love with an angela.
You should relish the days you spend with your Angela, as you know you are a better person for having known and loved her.
That Angela is the epitome of a beautiful soul...
by G Rockindeck March 8, 2019
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