Alpha-Negro

The strongest person in jail.

If, on your first night in cell block E you want to make a strong impression, then you attack the Alpha-Negro with a fork.

by Charles Murfy March 10, 2009

alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.

Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".

by Tipoe April 1, 2020

Alpha Male

An individual who has earned a PHD.

"Fuck you Logan I have a PHD so I am an alpha male!"

by PHD = Pretty Huge Dick November 4, 2020

Alpha porn star

the main porn star in your list of favorite porn stars: sort of like a bottom bitch

Ken: Who's your favorite porn star?

Devin: Daisy Marie, she's my alpha porn star! XD

by DevilRouge July 26, 2012

Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

Alphabetical Moose

An imaginary creature composed in the minds of high school students. It lives in the dark, back pages of teenagers school books only to appear towards the end of the school year. It has been said to differ in appearence from book to book. Some are comprised of letters of the alphabet while others are simply the same as any other moose.

Brodie "Man this class is boring,"
Lukey "Holy shit alphabetical moose in my book!!"

by Lukey =) October 18, 2008

Alpha red

The term used to describe Halo in class when your not supposed to be playing it.

Hey man whats the IP for alpha red.

Yer its 172.16.2.116

OMG i just owned this noob in alpha red

by bmacpherson March 22, 2009