i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
That guy jerked off to Road House and Vin Diesel movies, thinking he would become Dalton or Dominick Toretto if he did it long enough. Really he wasn't even a cooler, a street racer, or a street fighter character, he was just some drunk bald dude that thought he was hitting somebody harder than he really was.
Street Fighter Alpha Dalton had a score to settle.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town
by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022
by Gingsterlicious June 05, 2015
Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
by Orphan Seraph June 29, 2017
Alpha males in the furry community. Or just alpha males in general.
I.e. Alphurry, Alphanimal , Alpha-malion, Aphamanimale
I.e. Alphurry, Alphanimal , Alpha-malion, Aphamanimale
by Meloncolliee May 10, 2024