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Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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Fanum Tax

To tax food and take somebody food hence "taxing"

The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
"Yo i just fanum taxed him"
by pncctrllll October 29, 2023
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taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$
i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg
by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024
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toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
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Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!
If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably
by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024
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Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax means stealing/taking a bite of someone else's food. This term was used when a twitch streamer called Fanum joined a streaming group called AMP. The term was used when he "taxes" other members when they eat food.
Nick Gurrs: Bro someone stole my tacobell last night
Ben Dover: Get Fanum Taxxed lmaooo
by VeryEpikEngiLmao January 8, 2024
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Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.
Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!
by codeman9028 June 13, 2014
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