Coastal Retards

Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.

Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"

Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"

Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"

Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."

by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018

retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.

Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

Spiritually Retarded

Like mentally retarded, by spiritually

Nick is Spiritually Retarded

by DragoFlee May 10, 2019

Retard bus

The shortbus

Alex Where's Joe

Sean He takes the retard bus

by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021

retard pill

An item, that’s the polar opposite of medicine. This pill makes any person who takes it an absolute fucking retard.
Commonly used to insult people for being stupid

Yo, your really fuckin retarded, did you take a retard pill today?

by yupperdupper May 21, 2020

Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos October 18, 2008