Stereotypical coastal residents, mostly Californians, that think where they live is the best. They trash on and stereotype other regions of the US, particularly the Midwest.
Coastal Resident: "I hate the Midwest, it's so boring and flat and there's nothing to do!"
Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"
Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"
Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."
Intelligent human: "Perhaps actually go to those places and get off the interstate instead of trashing on a place Hollywood told you is horrible?"
Coastal Resident: "Fuck off, flatlander!"
Intelligent Human: "Sorry for offending you. I know you Coastal Retards are too used to excitement to come to you instead of you actually trying to look for it."
by CybermanFordStrikesBack June 28, 2018
The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.
Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.
by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009
The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.
Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!
by BillyWorder12 April 10, 2019
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An item, that’s the polar opposite of medicine. This pill makes any person who takes it an absolute fucking retard.
Commonly used to insult people for being stupid
Commonly used to insult people for being stupid
by yupperdupper May 21, 2020
The shortbus
by Boogereater69 March 27, 2021
The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.
Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.
by MJSch1 October 19, 2009