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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Personality Hangover

(noun). The mental agony you go through the day after drinking when you recall your poor decisions from the night before. Caused most frequently upon hearing anything following the statement "oh my god last night you...". Symptoms: questioning your existence/wondering how ashamed your parents would be of you
I am having such a bad personality hangover that I googled AA in my area and contemplated ubering to a 4:30 meeting.
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Personality prawn

A person with a lovely personality, but their body and face should just be thrown away.
That Jason is a bit of a personality prawn.
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Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.
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wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.
What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person
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To Ali a person

When u complement a person and roast them together.
Kevin: Say, that’s a nice sweater you’re wearing

Mathew: What are you talking about? It’s ugly as shit. My wife made me wear it

Kevin: Well in comparison to your wife that sweater is beautiful

(An example as to how To Ali a Person)
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