get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
by Ms. Lilly June 28, 2006
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thank u, next

Another way to say fuck off to somebody who claims to hate relevancy
by James Clean November 05, 2018
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u matter ❤️

if you're reading this and you've been feeling suicidal, depressed, or just could use a little extra support right now, now that you matter and someone out there cares. that could be me, it could be your parents, it could be a long-lost friend or that person you always walk by in the hallway. we love you, and just remember that it's ok to be upset sometimes, but that you always deserve better.
u matter ❤️ hun
by askkkkkkk January 09, 2020
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u/I-FollowAmazingFolk

The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.
Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people
by arccer May 24, 2021
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U-Dic-Dysfunction

The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.
Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.

Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!

Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!
by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021
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Gurl, u crazy

A phrase you say when someone else (specifically a girl) had been acting all weird, silly, crazy and far out.
It's always effective if you want to annoy someone if you say it at a total random time. You can say it on any occasion to any girl.

Have fun.
Person 1: Dang girl, where u been?
Person 2: Oh, you know... Here and there... havin'dem babies and such..
Person 1: You've got to be kiddin me! Gurl, u crazy.
Person 2: Fuck you!
Person 1: Derp. *trollface*
by SparkleGlitterCakes September 29, 2011
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U Got No Jams

A phrase used towards one people to tell them that they are not fun in ones eyeballs but maybe not anothers but they are your baby and you wouldnt give them up for the world
Jimin, U Got No Jams
by Dontuseyouerealname December 12, 2017
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