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Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.
Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch
by Ponygay January 2, 2021
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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing
The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.
by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018
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EPIC WIN?

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?
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winning

Interviewer: At you bipolar?
Sheen: I'm bi-winning.
by megow April 21, 2011
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Nah I'd win.

Yuji: So you'd lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win.
by LAKA SAKA WAKA June 26, 2024
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Nah I’d win

Gojo: nah I’d win
Also gojo: dies
by SGWonYt August 21, 2025
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