One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 17, 2020

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

Brown-eyed stare

The either kind, or stupid look that people with brown eyes do when they make eye contact.

"He had a brown-eyed stare, I should’ve known he was an idiot.”

“She had a brown-eyed stare, she was so kind!”

by Bigdaddykay March 25, 2025

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.

I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.

by Stevie,itsagirlsnametoo June 18, 2018

Ei

Ei, my husband. <3 ily

You try your best and i know it. You crack jokes a lot.
Ur dad is bald tho #notadilf 😕

Person 1: WOAH! ITS EI!!!

Person 2: OMG UR RIGHT! EI IS SO SWAG.

Person 3: YEAH THEY ARE!

by Sock285 July 20, 2021