faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

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Fadersex

Sex that is so bad, so terrible, that you would just want to fade away.

A: Did you hear what happened the other day?
B: Yeah! I heard Peter had fadersex with Eliza
A: I’m pretty sure that’s why she broke up with him.

by Skibidi_Sigma_real April 18, 2024

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fadedstories

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Faded off that Josh

When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.

Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.

by Thsam April 30, 2024

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