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Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus
Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.
by Queen2you December 8, 2023
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Miles

Miles is cool
by Eeedese July 16, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Midlife Mile‑Club

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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Miles

A dude with a really large ass
Miles' ass is sooooooooooooo fat, like oh my god its huge.
by racingflxmes October 22, 2020
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Lewis miles

Lewis miles, oh yeah, he a legend
by Livinglegendlew November 24, 2021
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Miles

A muscle headed nigga with uneven eyes and head shape like a beat up rock and smells like old ass and titties
Damn miles why yo head so damn lumpy and why yo eyes are too
by lumpyhead101 December 19, 2019
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