A disease present in a minority of humans and many spineless amphibians that presents with web like toes, bad breath, and the inability to grow over 5’6.
Damn bro! Do you see that short fucker named Dalton with the stank mouth over there? He needs some kohls shoes to hide his Tollner’s Syndrome!
by DartinAzorliade June 29, 2024

Main character syndrome is a term used to describe a mindset where a person views themselves as the central figure in their life story, often dramatizing their experiences and seeking attention similar to a main character in a movie or book.
Main character syndrome: JP Abecilla felt like the main character when the Starbucks barista misspelled his name as "JC," making him dramatically declare it a "travesty" instead of just a typo.
by c.reaper June 10, 2025

Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent
1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.
Noun, German and Russian decent
1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.
Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?
Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.
Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.
by JungleBookFan January 31, 2021

Slavros Syndrome is when a non-White, aggressive shitposter in your group chat pretends to be White while attacking other Whites. They do this knowing they are ethnic.
Named after Alexander Slavros a famous Fascist who got exposed as Uzbekistani.
Named after Alexander Slavros a famous Fascist who got exposed as Uzbekistani.
by Bridgeman999 February 2, 2024

by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020

When you look in mirrors, you will always see the faults in you. Regardless if it is a pimple or your eyes having lines underneath. This syndrome may or may not be curable. You just have to believe in yourself.
Me: Hey teacher, can I go to the washroom real quick?
Teacher: Sure, go fast tho.
...In Washroom...
Me: *looks in mirror* Bruh why does my forehead look so big all of a sudden. WHY IS MY HAIR SO POOFY? Omg, is this what my crush sees me like. *goes back*
Friend: You have mirror syndrome bruh.
-5 minutes later I do it again and so on-
Teacher: Sure, go fast tho.
...In Washroom...
Me: *looks in mirror* Bruh why does my forehead look so big all of a sudden. WHY IS MY HAIR SO POOFY? Omg, is this what my crush sees me like. *goes back*
Friend: You have mirror syndrome bruh.
-5 minutes later I do it again and so on-
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

A phenomenon in which otherwise normal people become extremely agitated and hostile when driving. This disorder is named after the main character in the 1950 Disney animated film "Motor Mania".
"Hey? Did you read the news? Someone got shot in a road rage incident because they cut someone off."
"Another case of Mr.Wheeler Syndrome I'm afraid."
"Another case of Mr.Wheeler Syndrome I'm afraid."
by country_cooker June 20, 2024
