Cock Lock

It's a lock for your cock.

It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).

Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"

Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"

Greg: "No, but I'll try it"

1 Day Later

Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"

by Komoris April 21, 2021

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025

Soft cock

Someone who is unwilling to do an activity

Damo won't fight me he's such a soft cock
Scotty won't smoke from a gatorbeug what a soft cock

by Four'n Twenty sucks May 11, 2023

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

Cock snot

Sperm ..cum

She swallowed all of my cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018

if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023