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Shit Skier

When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.
Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.
by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009
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Fatty shit

When a larger then normal load of digestive wastes are passed through your anus.
Dude, after practice, I took a nice, fatty shit
by I love to poop December 24, 2008
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shit-kat

A shit, cheap ass supermarket own brand version of a kit-kat. (see also 'fakeaway' a cheap imitation of 'breakaway'
I saw this peasant in asda buying some fucking shit-kats when I was queuing and couldn't stop pissing myself.
by andy llewellyn 84 June 24, 2008
mugGet the shit-katmug.

iglu shit

an iglu shit is were a person with no shame has a shit(a big log, to be exact) and puts it in the freezer until frozen. once frozen that person will ride him/her-self with this frozen piece of shit until soft again.
carl; man, my hole is killing me!!

sam; why whats wrong with ye???

carl; i had a massive iglu shit last night!

sam; no way, im never doing it again after the 2nd time it just killed.

carl; i know...its kinda nice tho,towards the end?

sam; yeah i know what you mean, i jizzed loads. never again tho.

carl; yeah never again!
by sheamas o'huliaghan September 30, 2009
mugGet the iglu shitmug.

Shit fit

A large and time consuming poop that usually results in you being late for a prior engagement
Sorry I'm late for work boss I had a shit fit right while I was walking out my door.
by Rundlegrundle March 18, 2016
mugGet the Shit fitmug.

Piece of Shit

A person who will lie, cheat, and or steal to get through life. A person who is constantly dishonest and manipulative throughout life in an effort for personal gain. Any person who would prefer to do any of the above instead of working at a real job.
by OH78 December 20, 2019
mugGet the Piece of Shitmug.

shit-ton

"Dang bro that teach gave us a SHIT-TON of homework today."

"Oh you mean she gave us a lot."
by egorebutton September 27, 2011
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