When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.
Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?
Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.
Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.
by The Coon or Mysterion April 4, 2009

by I love to poop December 24, 2008

A shit, cheap ass supermarket own brand version of a kit-kat. (see also 'fakeaway' a cheap imitation of 'breakaway'
I saw this peasant in asda buying some fucking shit-kats when I was queuing and couldn't stop pissing myself.
by andy llewellyn 84 June 24, 2008

an iglu shit is were a person with no shame has a shit(a big log, to be exact) and puts it in the freezer until frozen. once frozen that person will ride him/her-self with this frozen piece of shit until soft again.
carl; man, my hole is killing me!!
sam; why whats wrong with ye???
carl; i had a massive iglu shit last night!
sam; no way, im never doing it again after the 2nd time it just killed.
carl; i know...its kinda nice tho,towards the end?
sam; yeah i know what you mean, i jizzed loads. never again tho.
carl; yeah never again!
sam; why whats wrong with ye???
carl; i had a massive iglu shit last night!
sam; no way, im never doing it again after the 2nd time it just killed.
carl; i know...its kinda nice tho,towards the end?
sam; yeah i know what you mean, i jizzed loads. never again tho.
carl; yeah never again!
by sheamas o'huliaghan September 30, 2009

by Rundlegrundle March 18, 2016

A person who will lie, cheat, and or steal to get through life. A person who is constantly dishonest and manipulative throughout life in an effort for personal gain. Any person who would prefer to do any of the above instead of working at a real job.
Bobby is a lying piece of shit.
by OH78 December 20, 2019

by egorebutton September 27, 2011
