cock

when you hit the yeet then go skeet.

"ha cock is gay"

by Noedumt February 13, 2019

cock wok

1. Noun: A cock wok is a wok you put your cock in
2. Adjective: Another word for asshole
3. Verb: To cock wok is to put your cock in a cock wok.

1: A cock wok is a perfect birthday present.
2. Adam stole my shit, what a cock wok.
3. I got one for my birthday so I cock wok daily

by Sir Pentious March 11, 2024

Cock

short term for penis. why did you search this up?

Mom: how big is your cock
Tom: about 5 inch
Mom: nice cock!

by pseudonymballsidkwhatimdoing May 21, 2024

kamari’s cock

A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.

In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females

- Jesus

This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor

Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!

by The Holy Messenger, Kitosophyg April 10, 2021

cock creeping

the female equivalent of a pussy patrol.

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!

by THECOOL> January 2, 2012

Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.

Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"

by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021