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Cock

A small thing you probably have
You cock is small
by Big Chinese bee February 28, 2020
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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore
"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."
by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025
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thigh cock

when a dude is super sweaty and naked and his cock can’t help but stick to his thigh
Jishwa’s thigh cock was practically glued to his leg last night
by Olee pelli October 23, 2017
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fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.
jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!
by smittywinkle April 12, 2019
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cock

synonym for dick, penis, and ding dong mainly used by guys who watch too much porn
Guy: I have a big cock!
Everyone else: Just say dick bro how long r u on the hub??
by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
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