if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.

“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA

by gauda slay August 25, 2023

Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025

Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Soft cock

Someone who is unwilling to do an activity

Damo won't fight me he's such a soft cock
Scotty won't smoke from a gatorbeug what a soft cock

by Four'n Twenty sucks May 11, 2023

Cock and balled

When you get way too wasted on a night out and do regretful activities

Yo bro I got way too cock and balled in the weekend

by 2sukamukmcguck April 10, 2023